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One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.
That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.
Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity
"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"
After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok
Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.
Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.
WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF WE WERE LIZARDS
JOIN THE LIZARD CULT NOW
#DRCONNORSWASRIGHT
i hate french
we wouldnt have to do french is we were all lizards
join the lizard cult
A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.
"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"
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