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A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'
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Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
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When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down
Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.
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An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.
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A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.
-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
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The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!
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(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.