Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

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do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

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shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

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Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

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you look like you need to eat more ass

When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.

Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".

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Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

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