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Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018


Clunge Lunge

To reach forwards towards a Clunge, and cup your hand over it. Pref. with (or possibly without) the recipients permission or prior warning.

"She'd just got out the shower, and I couldn't help but do a little Clunge Lunge in front of her"

by Justsomeloserwithtoomuchtime April 3, 2010


Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009


Free-lung

To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.
"Free-lunger": A person prone to running around without a mask.

"Damn, look at Sara out there among those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!"

by Mal Gusto October 5, 2020


lung bongos

large breast

I'd like to play those lung bongos

by (JB17) July 27, 2009


Nigger lung

A super power reserved for niggers. Most negro folk have the ability to inhale large amounts of oxygen. This enables them to talk nonstop during movies, concerts or any other public event that requires silence. There seems to be a direct correlation between ripping a pack of Newport's into thier lungs, smoking shitty weed, sniffing Jenkum and nigger lung. Most scientists would agree that niggers using an EBT card that has a zero balance will produce the greatest amount of nigger lung output. Additionally studies also have shown that two or more nigger shit throwers on an airplane, bus, uber, Lyft or literally anywhere in public will engage in very large amounts of nigger lung.

Latonia and Donterell had bad nigger lung last night at the movies.

by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020


Sugar Lung

Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.

1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!

by Candy Stripers March 5, 2014