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wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.

1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.

by Jeby March 7, 2006


Good Machine

A female of the hot and/or hot bodied variety

see also Rusty Machine.

Guys... GUYS! Good machine at 2 o'clock

by Caz_B February 4, 2008


Song Machine

Song Machine is the 6th phase of Gorillaz, which as of writing has 13 songs. This album has much more vocals from other artists, such as Elton John and Unknown Mortal.

Person 1: “did you hear about Gorillaz new album, Song Machine?”
Person 2: “ I didn’t.”

by Neb00la December 15, 2020


Suck Machine

A girl who gives bomb head on the reg

Yo that bitch Audrey's a real Suck Machine.

by alexcox September 26, 2016


(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

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Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

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machine head

1. One of several flattened pegs found at the top end of a stringed instrument, which when manually turned with the hand, adjusts the pitch of the corresponding string :: TUNING PEG

2. (Warner Bros, 1972) Title of an album by heavy metal pioneering band Deep Purple, featuring the band's all-time biggest hit "Smoke On The Water"

3. (1992 - ) Heavy metal band from San Francisco, very influential on harsher, more aggressive-sounding metal bands that would arise later in the decade. See www.machinehead1.com for more information

One day, Robert Flynn of Machine Head was jamming along with Deep Purple's "Machine Head" album, but the low "E" string on his guitar was out of tune, so he had to turn the string's machine head.

by Bill M. July 27, 2004

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