mango cake

to perform fellatio in exchange for favors

i just gave my professor a mango cake to get into his class

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Mango Sucker

A Mango Sucker is a very ignorant person who constantly ticks me off. It is also an insult that can end an arguement with confusion.

Bob: LOOK LOOK LOOK A LEAF! OH MY GOD A LEAF!
Sarah: Shut up! You Mango Sucker!
Bob: LO- wait what?

Mango Mano

A fat hurting.

A Mango Mano is a mix of Grimace and Ronald McDonald.

Meat Mango

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

noah mango

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.

Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.

torkad mango

A boy answeres "torkad mango" when asked:

-What do I have in the bag baby
-TORKAD MANGO!
-Yeah, your right sugar

What do I have in my bag?
TORKAD MANGO

pull a mango

To have a (often mirror) picture taken of yourself in which one or both of your legs are raised and/or in the air, a trend started by the glorious sensation that is Mango Juice. The person, not the fruit juice.

"Pull a mango when you take a selfie next time."

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