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Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

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I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

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Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

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Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 20, 2006

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Tks-Mantis

A man-child in his 40's that cries on stream and his part of Hamas, he has a youtube channel with over 100k subs by making shitty "did you know" videos about fallout facts everyone already knows. His discord and live streams have been raided by Sneedclave numerous times.

Wow, Tks-Mantis really makes good videos about fallout facts!

by Retardslayer January 17, 2022


Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.

Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.

by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023


Maha dom mantis

Maha dom mantis is a obese rat who loves to watch movies and loves her small devil dog. Woof woof๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ maha is also a dog wolf furry ๐Ÿ˜œ

Maha dom mantis is woof woofโ€ฆ

by Shat.in.your.face November 23, 2021


Reverse Praying Mantis

A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.

Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.

by DrMike27 July 1, 2021