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AKA MARRY PAT
If you name someone a marry fat it means they
1. have way to much makeup
2. is very very fat
3. is a manager down at the beach
Wow marry fat you look fat today!
marry fat you have nice makeup.
i love marry fat!
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When an independent man marries a controlling woman and eventually she controls him like a puppeteer pulling the strings.
Steve won't be able to go to Vegas with us because he is a Married Annette.
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describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
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The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.
Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.
Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.
Person 1: Why is that?
Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.
Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.
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A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.
Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.
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To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.
Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!
A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.
Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.
*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.
"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."
"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."
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