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The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
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Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex
Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre
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when your having sex with a girl and you chop her to bits with a chainsaw.
It was going really well with Chad but then he tried to Chainsaw Massacre me, I dont know if I'm there yet.
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The most wonderful girl on myspace... she TOTALLY rocks!
You can talk to miley {massacre} at myspace.com/mileymassacre9
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ERDME’S MASSACRE II is one of the most unbelievably greatest movies of all time with thousands of absolute mad fights just in 5 minutes and 25 seconds, it’s about a dude named Erdme chan 69 always fighting this mysterious guy and he sends all his powerful minions and go kill Erdme.
Idiot 1 : yoo have you seen ERDME’S MASSACRE II?
Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that
When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.