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When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.
When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.
"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!
Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".
Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.
A Mojo Massage is used to describe the massage technique that fuses a normal massage with an Erotic massage and Sensual massage. Whilst many people believe that the erotic massage and sensual massages are one and the same. They are in fact two totally different and the bringing of the two together gives a Mojo Massage which can tantalise all areas of your body.
The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end.
When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils.
The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing.
Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion.
The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction
"I am going to have a mojo massage tonight"
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Activity where party participants sit in a line, usually on the floor and massage eachother, most often( almost always) while on ecstacy.Coined in Catalina by the Core
J:"Were you in that massage train last night?"
K:"Oh yeah massage train yeah!"
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A funny way of saying misogyny
His massage chimney is really showing
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