the best Pokémon villain and geologist out there. Maxie dreams of expanding the land completely, leaving the world a dry wasteland he'll call home. he also is married to Archie, the best pirate ever. he dreams of catching Groudon but Archie has to be a jerk and stop him from that.
"Hey, who's your favorite Pokémon villain?"
"probably Maxie!"
if you are talking about pokemon, a drunk guy who wants to get a lava dinosaur to make land i think
Person One: "What the fuck am I looking at"
Person Two: "I think Maxie's trying to get groudon to make lava idk"
the maximum vomcano experience.
the most amount of sick that could ever, ever be expelled from the body.
oh my god did you see that maxi vom?! he just chundered all over her! it was the most sick i've ever seen.
when your girlfriend notices you peed on the seat again and she smears a smiley face (out of anger) on the mirror with her bloody maxy pad
"Scarlett u fucking Maxy Glad-ed again u fucking skank"
"Yea Tom, i hate you so much!"