Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

MacGyver Meal

A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.

John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

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having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

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meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

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fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

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