Meat man

Dean Winchester

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man

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meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

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meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!

Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!

Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

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Meat Worm

The Meat Worm is a recurring character commonly found in ironic posts on the subreddit r/TwoSentenceHorror

Barry loved to play in the snow. But so did the meat worm

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

Thrash Meat

A female that has attracted the attention of male peers via sexual attractiveness. Said female is more desirable than the comparable "Cum Dumpster" and "Slam Piece". Rather, the hotness of the Thrash Meat is so intense that men fantasize about beating the female senseless with their genitals.

Picture that Thrash Meat as a punching bag and my Penis is Muhammed Ali... I would OBLITERATE THAT SHIT