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A hottie that is almost god like and impossibe to get, you would bow down and kiss her feet just to get a kiss from her, words can not explain a mega hottie...
Tom: Yesterday I saw a mega hottie at the beach, I could never get someone like that.
Bob: No one can, thats what a mega hottie is.
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When one puts their head into their partners vagina, then, stands up and wears the person like Joey wore the turkey in Friends.
Kyle put his head in some Iranian girls vag and his mom walked in and surprised him, he stood up real quick and he was a Mega Person.
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A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
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When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.
See also clusterfuck
Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
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A Mega Pint is an unofficial mesurement of alcohol that would be considered adequat after finishing the „Premiers Examen“.
After my last exam, I am going to pour myself a Mega Pint of wine.
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mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist
“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”
A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa
Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.