The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction
Man that minion groping was the shit
the minion boy is the new and improved cat boy. minion boys wear overalls, goggles, and eat banana. inspired from the classic minion or da bob fo today meme. minion boys are hot.
jessica: look at that hot boy eating a banana wearing overalls and goggles
sarah: yea he’s a hot minion boy
It's the act of someone punching a minion.
Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.
People who consider themselves da minion are usually characters with low self confidence. Often trying to put other people down so that they can feel better about themselves. You should never trust a person who considers himself or herself a da minion instead of a da bob.
When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.
"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."
A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.
e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.
PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.
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