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Missionary

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I don't know missionary

by November 30, 2021


Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.

I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)

by okaymaddi March 9, 2021


Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 17, 2023


Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 19, 2020


three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee April 27, 2018


Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022


Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 2, 2019