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When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary
A person who is boring in bed.
"Harry is such a three minute missionary"
catches flies
one trick pony
oh god here comes missionary matty
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.
Aka saucey group tackle.
Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.
A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.
Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?