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Springfield, Missouri is a fairly large and rapidly growing city located in the southwest region of Missouri. Springfield currently has lots of open real estate and is a great place to consider moving if you have a family. Springfield is now the proud team affiliate of the St.Louis Cardinals and recently built the all new John Q.Hammons stadium which now serves as home to the Springfield Cardinals. We will also be adding a Macy's to our mall later this year along with many other stores such as Banana Republic. Probably the largest thing to happen to Springfield is the name change of our college from Southwest Missouri State University to Missouri State University. It is now Missouri's second state college. Springfield's skyline looks nice at sunset and it's tallest building is John Q. Hammons tower. Springfield's attractions include Bass Pro shops outdoor world,wonders of wildlife,Dickerson Park zoo, Fantstic Caverns,Missouri sports hall of fame,Wilson's creek National Battlefield which includes the sweeny museum of civil war history and more. Over the years it has developed a nice downtown and many cool shops and cafes. There are many bars and nightclubs for adult entertainment and kid friendly places too. It is not at all "redneck" and the greater Springfield area has over 250,000 people which makes it a semi-large city and a great place to retire. It is spacious as well as homey.
Brad Pitt is from Springfield Missouri.
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The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off
Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night
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A mullet
See also Kentucky Waterfall.
Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.
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When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.
I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
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Fuckin Big fuckin Missouri what the fuck were you expecting like holy shit.
Also ig im from there ig
Look! We just arived in the fuckin HUGEEE state of BIG MISSOURI!
The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.
Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!
Billings a city full of a bunch of hillbilly crack hoès that eat at the same resterant every Tuesday and Thursday night not really good at much but great at drinking and partying
Jim: Yeah Crack-head Carl lives out yonder in the Ol’ farm house in the outskirts of Billings Missouri
Sara: Oh yeah the old Johnson place