The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.
My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!
A bread that hasn't been on discord that they have started to mold.
Ruggy: Holy shit Moldy bread is back
Moldy Bread: Ya so what
When a man shits on a girls stomache, leans over and gives her a raspberry and then cums on top of the mess
Damn bro, the sex was pretty vanilla. She barely even let me give her a moldy raspberry.
When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.
Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.
When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.
Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"
Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."
When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS
“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”
When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.
The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.