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Mosquito Bites

Boobs that are extremely small. Boobs that are the size of mosquito bites

I'm a guy and i have bigger boobs than that chick... She's got mosquito bites...

by CoachGraham31 June 26, 2011

58πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


White Mosquito

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

by jon NAy boi June 13, 2006

24πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 31, 2008

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

58πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 15, 2008

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. β€œ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 25, 2021