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When a loud and violent bowel movement explodes from your colon covering everything in site as your friends run in futile terror.
After eating those taco's, Jeremy's ass became Mount Vepoopius.
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a mixed class group in Northern New Jersey where I'm pretty sure it's the only town with five Dunkin' Donuts in it. Aparently that's the cool place to hang out, right. Yeah .. Anyway, going to school in Mount Olive is pretty much stupid. The excpectations are high, the dramas high, the students are high, and sometimes, I think the teachers are high. You'd me amazed at some of the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. Girls adore the fact that they can think that they're on The Hills, because they start drama .. yes, it's that deep. Moving on to high school where you can find any druggie within a 2 inch radius of another one! They just added more to the school, oh joy, most likely re-raising the excpectations for the future. Yay to you 6th graders because aparently you have more time on your hands since you guys seem more likely to get pregnant than the high schoolers because they're too busy with their homework and school work. Yeah, so, in other news, Mount Olive is split up into 3 general areas, Budd Lake, Flanders, and like a street of Hackettstown. If you're super-duper cool and want to be skater emo then go to the Hackettstown skatepark. Yeah because no one is skater/emo ... right. Ok, Budd Lake, also known as 'Crudd Lake' to some might have the highest violent crime rating out of the 3 parts. There's two sets of 'ghettos' and if you come from the one by the middle school, well, then you're fucked because you don't get an option, you're ghetto. If you come from the other, well it's a toss up, you can be skater, pot-head, ghetto, or a creepy combination. There's small houses set around the lake for people that don't want to live in the ghetto, but can't afford the big houses, or just don't want to pay the rising taxes on that house. Ofcourse, there's big houses, there has to be .. because Mayor Scappichio says so .. Oh yeah, then there's Flanders where I don't think there's one ghetto, but there are like 2+ groceries stores, right next to eachother. Also, good luck high schoolers who have dreams beyond CCM, since you really didn't give a fuck in school and just hung around the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot thinking you're cool, you'll never get out of fucking Mount Olive!
"I don't know where we're gonna move little Johnny!"
"I don't care as long as it's not to Mount Olive!"
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The act of defecating in such a large quantity that your fecal matter exceeds the water in the toilet bowl
"Yo man, I pooped so much that it actually surpassed the water."
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"
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Money earnin', the sister city of Yonkers. Was part of the town of Eastchester in colonial times.
Mount Vernon is near Yonkers and the Bronx.
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A shitty town in northern jersey that consists of 90% white people. Most of these white people listen to rap and try to talk ghetto even though they live in one of the whitest towns in New Jersey. Only type of girls that are popular are the ones who open their legs for anything that moves or the girls who think they're better than anyone else. Mount Olive High School is a shit hole and if your a minority I guarantee you hate the school. If you are a new student coming to the high school people will freak the fuck out. The guys here are assholes and very judgemental. You can be the ugliest girl but if you slob on the knob like corn on the cob the guys will worship you. The clicks in MO are the hoes who wear rolled up sweat pants, the populars who think everyone gives a fuck about them, the minorities who stick together and talk shit about the white ppl, the nerds that just do their own thing, the rednecks who swear they're country as fuck, and the druggies who have a "I don't give a fuck about anything" attitude. The football team fucking sucks. The cafe is always freezing. And we have a Mr. Clean looking ass principle. And the principle always screaming on the loud speaker every morning like can you shut the fuck up with your "the choice is yours" head ass. You can see your reflection on his shiny ass head. The dress code only applies to certain people. Everyone is afraid that they'll end up going to CCM. And ladies if you suck dick or pop your pussy everyone will find out.
Mount Olive? Where tf is that?
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A small town 20 miles west of Madison, Wisconsin. Mount Horeb is the self-proclaimed "Troll Capital of the World," bearing several carved wooden trolls along the road Main Street and Bus Hwy 18-151, the main business road. The "Trollway" is littered with antique shops and restaurants that don't last.
Several of the people of Mount Horeb continue living here for their entire life, having had families here for generations. These families are mostly hardcore Christians and redneck deer hunters. Many of the high school students are spoiled, rich, wannabe ghetto kids who don't realize how easy their boring life really is. They're too stupid to know what ghetto life is really like; that real gangstas were raised in shit holes and had to scrape their way by in a free-for-all just to survive.
Despite what parents would like to think, Mount Horeb is an epicenter of drugs. There is a constantly growing Oxycontin addiction spreading around the high school, but everyone's mom is too ashamed and embarrassed to actually do anything about it. Instead of TALKING to their kids about drugs like responsible adults, they ignore the problem hoping it will go away. After all, how could they possibly tell anyone they raised a kid who became a drug addict? It makes much more sense to keep it secret than to help your child overcome addiction.
Mount Horeb is so lame, I'm gonna ditch this shit hole and move to L.A. so I can be a gangsta!
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The colossal poop after not visiting the toilet for a few days. Named for its ring-destroying properties.
My ring was bleeding last night. Not because of the curry, though. Just a regular ol' Mount Doom.
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