Muffin

1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.

4. Someone extreamly unattractive.

-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!

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muffin

The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")

(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend)
"Come over here muffin!"

or

"Dude you're a fucking muffin"

or

"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"

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Muffin

A nickname often given to homosexual men as a term of endearment. The opposite of Cupcake(nickname given to Lesbians)

man, i really wanna come over and rock out now.'cause i was bragging to Muffin about the epic weekend i have planned.

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Muffin

When girls wear pants that are too tight and low and they have fat spilling over the top.

"Ew look at that muffin, gross."

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Muffin

What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)

That chick is a total "Muffin "

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Muffin

A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.

Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !

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muffin

an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."

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