button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

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mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

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mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)

Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.

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mushroom yawns

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.

Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.

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mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

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Mushroom Cut

That God awful haircut for guys in the early 1990's. Easily replacing the infamous Mullet as worst haircut of the decade. Hair grown to temples, parted down the middle and the rest of the head shaved creating a mushroom like appearance.

I can't believe we even crushed on guys back then when they all had mushroom cuts!

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Mushroom Mountain

Slang term for a trip on shrooms.

Fach Daddy: You hiking tonite?
Couz: Yeah, im goin to Mushroom Mountain

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