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loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 3, 2011

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Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.

"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"

by Yang's Kitchen February 3, 2009

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musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes July 24, 2015

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3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.

Who actually likes 3 Musketeers bars?

by Babby November 3, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 31, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick

" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!

by craze495 November 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye September 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž