When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket
Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.
"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"
When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.
So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.
A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.
Who actually likes 3 Musketeers bars?
Slang term for 'Penis.'
Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.
Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!
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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.
Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.
when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick
" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!