suck my last name

For people with awesome last names (such as Cox) that could technically be sucked. Used as a come back or to brag when you're winning.

Guy 1: you totally suck at this game dude.
Guy 2: suck my last name!

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My friend named justin

ᵐʸ friend
ʰᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ
ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵

I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin

call me out by my name

when someone is putting your name in their mouth . Usually used in the ghettos of the United States

That triflin ass hoe CALL ME OUT BY MY NAME

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My name is jamar i come from afar

1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar

i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.

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Wanna know my fukin name?

What you say to somebody when they rudely ask who you are. If they're gonna a bitch about it, then be one back.

Some ghetto chick: Who da Hell are you!?
Me: Wanna know my fukin name, bitch?

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Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

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get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

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