biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER!!
the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment'
who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you
chicks at school: OMGzZ!!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace!!
me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores
chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ
me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....
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A webshite that all emo/scene kids use to add anyone that has had their ever-so-brief acknowledgement over the past few years. Music that's favoured by mySpace whores and what-have-you include Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Green Day, and any band that Kerrang! is obsessed with covering these days. Other popular activities include friend competitions (in which users go at it to see who has most friends) and tacky colour schemes (most pages involve black in one way or another. Used by goths).
myspace users are also keen "leeters".
A word of advice - if you want to keep your dignity, don't go to mySpace!!
myspace user names often include the words "goth" and "chick" and anything similar.
user1: OMFG!! I have my 200th friend!! Only took about 5 minutes !!!!111!!!one!!roxXor!!
user2: whateva I have 1000 friends I pwn jOO!!
user1: u a fan of my chemical romance
user2: yes
user1: cool wanna be my friend?
user2: yes
user1: I roxXor!!
(That was but a taste of myspace. Just so you know, I can't be held responsible for any haemorraging you may have got from all those exclamation marks. Blame the illiterate emo kids on myspace.)
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when you have nothing else good to do but go on myspace
Friend: Hey, what's up?
Me: Oh nothing...just myspacing
Myspace is used by older men and women who live under rocks. Seriously No-one uses it. If you do get some help.
"What! You use Myspace!"
The decrepit and long forgotten great great great grandparent of social-networking. Not dissimilar to a fossil or the jar of pickles deposited and then untouched at the back of your fridge, myspace was the binary coded brothel and emo scene of the internet. After losing popularity, myspace is now an unspoken corpse; equivalent to Lord of the ring's Gollum in his cave without the literary value.
A: Do you have myspace?
B: lol
A: lol
An old, washed up website that was once popular a long time ago. Has since faded into obscurity, much like Facebook will in the next few years.
Student: What was MySpace?
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.
This is the newest religion out there. Where people attend services every 5 seconds or so.
What religion are you? Im a myspacer.
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