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Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.
May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.
Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
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ejaculatory fluid from a male's testes.
That ho really had to work my swingin' steak at the danglin' diner, to get her serving of two balled country gravy.
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A sport where it's athlete doesn't have to try to degrade other sports so that they can feel good about the miniscule and mediocre work they do and call it a sport.
Quite frankly the ultimate sport.
Soccer Player: You don't do anything in cross country it requires no skill
Runner: Sure *goes and sprints mile intervals for 2 hours*
Soccer Player: I try to degrade other sports because I know soccer isn't a sport
Soccer Player 2: Dude your dick is tiny
Soccer Player: That's because I don't do a real sport
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1. Hard, rough dry feet usually obtained by walking bare foot. Country feet can walk on hot rocks/ hot dirt roads and feel no pain. Most contry boys have country feet.
2. Country feet the opposite of City feet.
Friend 1: I can't believe Andrew walked all the way home barefoot like that.
Friend 2: He'll be fine, he has country feet. He's used to walking long distances on hot surfaces barefoot.
a hot girl that lives in a small town
i ate the best country pie last summer.
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Cross Country is, in my opinion, the BEST sport in the whole world! I'm not gonna be some arogant fool going around making fun of other sports cause I know how it feels. I know football takes a lot of hard work and practice. Wrestling, Soccer, Swimming, Baseball, Basketball. Most sports do. I'm not here to make fun of them because thats not how i roll. But seriously, To all those ignorant fools out there, Cross Country is in fact a SPORT. So all we do is run... so what! we don't need to have a ball or plays or anything else. Cross country is extremely physical, and mental as well. We train for miles and hours. The races aren't just a bunch of crazy kids running, it's all about planning ahead, pacing, and mentally defeating the other runners. It takes so much hard work. And track as well.. It's not the same at all, but it's still hard. I'm not gonna make fun of the sprinters cause they do like 1/50th of the distance we run. Thats okay, it's hard work. We do it, not for fame (cause its not all that popular)but to see how much we can push ourselves. To the limit.
But seriously, everyone out there who's hating on xc, you need to get over yourself. and btw, Cross country runners are not gay because they wear short shorts. What does that have to do with it. If xc runners are gay, then i guess wrestlers are too cause they wear those tight uniforms. Whatever, I'm just here to say that xc is tight and thats that.
Cross Country practice today killed me, but I felt so happy the other day when i hecka pr'd!
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A guy born and raised in the country. (Usually the American South.)
He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt.
A true country boy has rather short hair, and no piercings. They dress in nice, clean-looking clothes, and only wear ripped jeans to work in.
Country boy's are strong, hard-working, and very masculine. Chances are, he drives a truck.
In a relationship, a country boy is usually an old-fashioned gentleman. A true country boy usually has a big mouth when it comes to talking about girls, but prefers to take things slow with a girl he really likes.
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