NED

An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.

"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Ned."

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Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel

Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!

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neds

Slang for negative or nope.

"Are you going home after school?"
"Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."

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Ned

An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.

Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow

These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.

Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.

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Neds

A slang term for 'no'.

Person #1: "Let's go smoke at the park"
Person #2: "Neds"

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Nedding

'Fisting' a male friend, or in extreme cases relatives.

That dude just went nedding with his boyfriend, behind that truck over there.

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NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

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