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When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.
Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.
walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....
Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....
HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"
Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"
HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?
This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!
The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged
"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"
-no what did he get?
"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"
-that's pretty queer
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The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.
Steve: Did you find the big dipper?
Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
A person who is spending less and less time waisting time, becoming more uptight. Can be contracted to negslacker. One who in in the act described above can be accused of negative slacking or negslacking.
Can be further contracted to negslackin'
Yo Kirk, man don't let this happen again! Becoming a negative slacker has been the downfall of many a gamer, podcaster and online social networker.
Joe, you've been working late every night lately.
Stop negslackin' the group and come bowling with us tonight. You need to chill.
When somebody says or does something stupid on an internet forum and everybody who reads it gives him negative reputation because of it.
all white knights deserve to be neg trained into the ground
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The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.
Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.
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