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If you chuck in a mythical monster which no-one in a huge crowd has ever seen, make him out to be the cutest thing since Gizmo, and situate in a growing land with no-one to bother you, you've got one booming business!
If you go down to Loch Ness today you'll see the splendors of the midgie, a fly like the mosquitoe, who attack in thousands.
Or maybe the herds of yanks, who come with their massive cars, fat wifes and fatter children, who pay over 30 pound to watch some acne-infested student tell them about the legend of an over-sized fish, which he reads off his hand.
In the case of an emergency, such as Nessie getting kidnapped by a senile old billionaire, a fire, or 99.9% of the time, the tour guide needing a fag break, just wait a few hours as he walks out to tend to the needs of his habit and goes to get something to eat, while you stand with a bunch of other gullible foreigners who don't understand what exactly the receptionist was laughing about when you handed her a 100 pound note.
And after a complete waste of 2 hours, sit down and chow on a nessie burger, which can be found in the dozens of burger bars situated in Loch Ness.
(Do not believe that the name nessie burger means that there is any source of Nessie in it. It tastes more like hobo)
Like that isn't enough, come buy cute nessie dolls at the toy shops, such as Nessie saying "Cause im green, innit?"
or the usual "scottish stereotype being chased by a ferocious penise shaped head while fishing for chips" shirt.
So, if your looking to get swindled out of your money, have your kids flesh torn apart by midgies, and all in all, sit in the pishing rain looking for your green chum Nessie, come ahead.
It fab dabby dastard. (Cough)
Roaaaar! Im Nessie, i can speak over so languages and im lovable and cute, so why dont you buy your kids some of my over-expensive inexpensible merchandise? your kids will love you for years to come. unless you dont like kids. You like kids- dont you?
Loch Ness Tourism Board
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The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.
After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
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Being someone who broke a chain, more likely a chain of emote on discord
People start making a chain then someone break it because they don’t like chain. That’s Being a Ness
Suave-ness - Meaning - An action Or Person who is rather smooth, calm or has (SWAG - urghh)
An add on to the word suave: the quality of being bland and gracious or ingratiating in manner.
Speaks for its self: The Whispers - Keep On Lovin' Me
The video to this the guys are on some ultimate suave-ness.
The essence of being a memo
That memo is full of memo ness, such a tard.
When someone does some unexplainable dumb shit
"I hate when people read out loud and mispronounce every simple word" that's Pure Ed-ness
The act of being joined in a sisterly bond that cannot be broken; which is so awesome and amazing you are able to find a kind of completeness (peace) in eachother. Even when separated after long periods of time, you are able to still come together as if you were never apart and talk for hours. These are the women that you care for unconditionally and carry with you to the ends of the earth. Being joined closer than anyother sisterly bond.
In our sisterhood-ness, I know that we will always be there for eachother without judgement: to comfort, console, and direct.