Random
Source Code
Random
When you and a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend choose to go on a date that doesn't involve going out (it could be for whatever reason). Instead you stay home and go on Netflix. It usually just involves you two sitting down or cuddling, eating food, talking, watching the movie, and/or making out.
Joe: So did you and Jen end up going to Olive Garden?
Brett: Nah man we ended up just having a Netflix date
76👍 15👎
code for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts
Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
12220👍 3320👎
Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.
528👍 130👎
Watch videos and masturbate, applying only to females.
Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
Fernanda had no luck luring over a booty call, so settled for a Netflix and Jill session.
21👍 2👎
The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.
Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.
A person who refuses to watch something, despite other sources, if it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: Come on man, you have to watch Goodfellas.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.
The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.
I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.