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Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand
Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it
Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.
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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?
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The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.
"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"
It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
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A beautiful country full of mostly talented people who don't feel a need to go round kissing the yank president's arse like some Aussies do (feel sorry for the rest though) it's not actually in Europe though as is widely believed by some, sadly it is in close proximity to some ugly Australians. (We have ugly types here too don't worry) we are the first country to fly (Not USA halfwits) and the first to give women the vote and to climb Mt Everest.
New Zealanders who Australia can keep (absolutely)
Russell Crowe
Derryn Hinch
Ex Queensland Premier (Peterson)
Russell Crowe is in no way a New Zealander. He is just a disgrace and a typical example of the ugly Australian.
Time to do away with the sense of inferiority with Australia which some Australians have told me is unnesscessary. I think New Zealand can do it.
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the act of vomitting on your loved one in bed on christmas eve and then just turning over and going back to sleep.
it was okay but Rizzo gave me a New Zealand Christmas
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To that last contributor, try reading posts, 32, and 35 OK, the underlying point of your ludicrously written post is that Australia is a more successful country simply owing to it's confidence along with a host of other reasons. You will only find a quarter of that in New Zealand but I have yet to meet someone on here who will encourage New Zealand to catch up in this area as opposed to being arseholes.
Australia is more confident of itself than New Zealand is, and therefore more successful. Numbnuts!
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involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.
oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.
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