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A new age tradional decoration used to trap nightmares. Works much like a dream catcher, but lures + ensnares only nightmares.
Dream catchers are for the innocent, I require a nightmare snare!
When two drugs with opposing effects are administered at once for a novel experience. Typically a deliriant and a Psychedelic.
Wow, he just nightmare flipped Datura and LSD!
The teenager died from nightmare flipping DPH and psilocybin.
The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.
"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
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when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.
last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious
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Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something
"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".
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An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS
Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare
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When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).
Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.
*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*
Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:
(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)
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