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Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.
Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!
Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.
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Basically what life is all about. No one is truly good and no one is truly evil. People may be black and white emotionally but we're all really grey because we have good and bad in all of us.
However, this doesn't mean that one should actually strive to be evil. We're all imperfect so we're bound to make mistakes sometimes, but what's most important is that we learn from them and prevent ever doing them again.
The yin and the yang pretty much describes the balance between good and evil.
The "Three P's Between the Knees" refers to the trifecta of male genitalia. They are as follows...
-Pecker (aka the penis, dick, etc)
-Punger (aka the gooch)
-Pucker (aka the anus, asshole, etc)
"There is nothing as sacred as the Three P's Between the Knees."
"Rules for the fight - no eye-gouging, no hair-pulling, and stay away from the Three P's Between the Knees."
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When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
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Goth is a culture. It's not about hating the world. It's about appreciating and finding beauty in the dark side of life. You can find that lots of goths are musicians and poets and artists. Not all goths wear all black, you can worship the devil without being goth. Goths are often older, mostly in their 20's-30's. There are also many sub-cultures of goth. Cybergoth, victorian goth, romantic goth, just to name a few. Goths are often more mature.
Emo is a phase that a lot of teenagers go through, usually starting at the age of 13. It includes saying you have mental disorders to fit in. Often you see emo kids competing on who has the most extreme mental disorders that they diagnosed themselves. They don't know anything about emotive hardcore music, which the trend originated from. When the trend originally started, it was all about the music, and not the fashion. But with bands like My Chemical Romance, it became about self-harm. Please, remember that self-harming is a serious mental disorder that many people have, and it doesn't make them "emo" if they do. And please, don't self-harm just to fit in to a trend.
"The Difference Between Goth and Emo"
Goth: "I was at a pub last night when they started playing Nosferatu. It was pretty cool. I got together with a couple of my friends and we talked about each other's boots."
Emo: "Omfg it's not a phase <333333 this is a waiii of lyfeee <333 Sleeping with Sirens for lyfeeee <33333"
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synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."
she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.
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