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Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments
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The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.
Yeah, Angel is a freak, but I think I am gonna rock the sleepy guy position tonight.
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Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.
Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...
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what you give your woman using your morning glory
I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.
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One of the most amazing movies ever. My all-time favorite Johnny Depp/Tim Burton film.
In the early United States of America, young policeman oh-so-bangable Ichabod Crane (Johnny Depp) is sent to from New York to the fledgling settlement of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of ghoulish murders. On his arrival, the town council informs him that the three victims were killed in open ground, and the heads had disappeared - taken by a headless ghost that is supposedly responsible. Ichabod is unconvinced of this, but learns more about the ghostly horseman - it is the ghost of a Hessian sent by the British during the revolutionary war, and he was caught by redcoats and decapitated with his own sword. When Ichabod sees the ghost kill one of the town council members, his skepticism evaporates - and he soon discovers that the horseman's ghost has an unholy connection to Balthus Van Tassel, a wealthy farmer - and whose daughter, Katrina (Cristina Ricci) Ichabod is falling in love with...
1. Sleepy Hollow is amazing.
2. ICHABOD IS FUCKING HOT.
3. One of Tim Burton's greatest films.
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Sleepy PP is perhaps the most infamous pedophile in American history. According to folklore, he would travel from village to village, sneaking into homes and fondling the penises of young boys while they slept. Children would report hearing the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into their ear before awakening to an empty room.
Encounters with Sleepy PP precede the English settlement of America in the early 1600s. He is depicted in several Native American petroglyphs throughout the western United States. His story is often told around campfires as "The Legend of Sleepy PP".
American pop band, The Monkees, wrote a song about Sleepy PP titled "Nightmare Believer" which featured lyrics, "Goodbye, Sleepy PP / Oh don't touch my wee wee" but were forced by their record company to change the title to "Daydream Believer" and lyrics changed to "Cheer up, Sleepy Jean / Oh what can it mean. Nevertheless, the song reached No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in December 1967.
After being the first boy at the sleepover to fall asleep, Robert was paid a visit by the spirit of Sleepy PP.
I heard the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into my ear and a cold fist wrapped around the shaft of my penis; when I awoke, no one was there. Goodbye, Sleepy PP.
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When you are so drunk you fall asleep after fornication with a partner, and forget mandatory bladder relief. While sleeping you release a raging torrent of urine onto "said" victim. Upon waking up to the smell of asparagus, you make a quick exit.
Damn Steve has perfected the 'ol sleepy peepee so well the girl thought she pissed herself.
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