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One who sends slanderous, argumentative, confrontational, opinionated, or otherwise poorly worded emails sure to be regretted seconds after.
Employee: "Um.. did you get that email where I mention the new policy?"
Manager: "Yes email knievel; here's your last paycheck."
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A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.
Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.
Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
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When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.
She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.
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To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call.
I pocket-emailed my boss while mountain biking after calling in sick. Now he wants to know what "V*qw" means, and why I'm so sunburned.
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Email equivalent of a cold call.
I cold emailed a potential client about building her website. She replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about. API? Hooked up to WordPress? Stop geek barking at me. Will it have sparkles?"
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Taking a dump on the company's dime.
Hey Matt, I'll be right back. I've got to email the Hop.
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Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.
Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
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