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the act of having nostrils
"Damn u have some fine nostrilled friends"
The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent
No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)
A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.
Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose
When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!
The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"