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The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet
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1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.
Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.
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a woman or man who eats or enjoys chocolate all the time.
person 1- mom why are you eating chocolate again?
person 2- oops!
person 1- your such a chocolate whore.
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An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.
I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!
Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!
The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.
"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."
1/4th coffee (joe), 3/4 hot chocolate
"I'll have a Joe Chocolate"
"You mean a mocha?"
"NAH BITCH GIMME SOME JOE CHOCOLATE!"
The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.
Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.