date food

food that you eat during a date,in order to look cool.Date food does not include KFC,or other sorts of messy fatty food,especially for girls.

Joe:So,how was your date with Sue?

Mark:well,she was hot,but when she started chowing down that pork meat I almost barfed.

Joe:That is nasty!She should have eaten some date food.

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Date Weight

The weight a boyfriend/girlfriend gains during a relationship

"have you seen Jenny lately?"

"yeah she's put on some date weight since Ron"

"grody"

nap date

When two people who have a special interest in one another get together for a period of time to simply just:
Snack, talk, watch a show, and sleep

(The main activity would be sleeping)

I didn't feel like going out so I suggested we just stay in for a nap date.

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Play Date

A hookup with a friend with benefits, in the context of the Melanie Martinez song.

Melanie Martinez: I don't give a duck about you anyway, whoever said I gave a shit about you? You never share your toys or communicate, I guess I'm just a play date to you

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Date Farts

The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.

"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"

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blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

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Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.

Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"

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