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The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
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When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
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The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
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an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.
Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero
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A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.
Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!
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The wrong way to be a human being.
hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke
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A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive
louis totally has the hetero hots for chet holmgren!