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The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
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When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
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The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
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an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.
Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero
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A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.
Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!
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The wrong way to be a human being.
hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke
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A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.
Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"