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Yortard - noun

An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU

Yortard - noun

A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"

Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,

"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition

of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!

Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...

You'reba Linda!"

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 16, 2013


Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/)

Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.

The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.

Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.

Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.

Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.

Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.

Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.

by SnarkVader August 14, 2024


Noun Phrase

You may be familiar with nouns. A noun is a name of a person, place, thing, event or idea.

A noun phrase consists of a determiner and a noun or nouns after it.

Determiners include articles like a, an and the; or possessives like my, your, and their.

Words that describe the noun are also part of the noun phrase

Example

(My sister) likes kittens more than puppies.

(The big brown Labrador) caught my attention

Blank noun phrase banana

by GDSune1211 on gd free for 4.99 September 19, 2022


Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb)

The act of using your phone’s microphone to text someone.

Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb) Honey will you stop by the store and get some duck food? When you mean dog food. #Voixt #Voixting

by KimmieBrooke April 12, 2021


literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.

Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."

by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024


NEED MORE (noun)

A "sub-genre" of Roblox Story games that usually involves the player to convince their relative that they have enough of a certain thing to do another certain thing via extremely unconventional means.

Games with the NEED MORE (noun) title:
NEED MORE HEAT (original)
NEED MORE COLD
NEED MORE POOP
NEED MORE SMART
NEED MORE MONEY

by Sonic Feet Pic Lover February 16, 2024


Nigga Nouns

Nouns that Niggas would like to be addressed as

Hello sir my Nigga nouns are as follows: Big Switch, Chicken Man, Slimeball ,and Requis da Beast.

by Big Brother Tom April 14, 2023