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A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense
"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."
When you have sec after being expose to nuclear radiation causing your cum to glow in the dark
A nuclear fuck is
After the war I banged a girl and she became irradiated with glowing baby batter
A great atom-splitting blow job aka a suck bomb. First coined by a US hockey team traveling Sweden.
Maddy gave me the fatest nuclear suck bomb last night.
1) An extreme “over pre-action” to an event occurring in the future.
2) Extraordinarily proactive measures taken in spite of detailed processes already in place to address the situation in question.
Communications are typically verbose, meticulously detailed, and far exceed the authority of the originator. Commonly encountered via email, examples often contain combinations of “wall o’ words”, check-lists, outlines, attachments, or screen shots and are often sent to multiple recipients using separate email chains in a shotgun effect. Whether intended or not, nuclear proactions are demeaning to their recipients because they are generally unnecessary and infer ineptitude on the part of the recipient.
Proactor discovers a problem impacting a tiny percentage of the company’s customer base. Following procedures, he notifies his direct supervisor in a 500-word paragraph explaining the problem. Without delay, Proactor proceeds to forward the communication (crafted for his supervisor) to co-workers including a comprehensive check list they must follow in order to identify examples of the issue for collection.
A separate communication goes to all Field, Network, and Database engineering teams. This note has a subject “FYI” with text in the body of “Please Assist” and 14 screen shots detailing the sole example collected (the 15th screen shot was left off to prevent the message from being too large for the company’s servers to process). Attached to this Engineering communication are the two prior emails Proactor sent. This final concoction gets forwarded to a manager with the company VP blind carbon copied.
Satisfied with his Nuclear Proaction, Proactor puts up his out of office message and leaves for the day.
A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.
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Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.
It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea
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When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.
"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."
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