fag o'clock

Any time of the day when any member of a group needs a cigarette break and all others must join him or her in the smoking area.

LJ - Dude, what time is it?
Sam - Fag o'clock?
LJ - Confirmed yes yes, see you at the smoking hut.

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Stupid O'clock

Very late at night of very early in the morning.

"No can do mate, I've got to be up at stupid o'clock to take the wife to the airport"

"We all sat up drinking to stupid o'clock last night"

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8 O'clock

8 o'clock is code between guys for one to signal to the other that he has a chance to hook up with a girl. The one who calls 8 O'clock then leave's the girl and the guy alone together and perfectly set up for a hook up. the guy who leaves has stopped himself from being a third wheel.

2 guys walking together with one girl
Girl flirting with guy 1
Guy 2: dude it's 8 O'clock, see ya later. (leaves and girl 1 and guy 1 start hooking up.)
Guy 2: Success and it's only 4.45pm

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blunt o'clock

When the time has come for a blunt sandwhich.

It's blunt o'clock, time to eat.

Oh fuck, man, it's already half past blunt?!

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chocolate o'clock

the time at which it is necessary to consume massive amounts of chocolate. this phenomenon could occur at any given time of day.

"I'm feeling kind of sleepy."

"Hey! It's chocolate o'clock!"

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shot o'clock

Midnight. The point at which, during a good party, a group shot must be imbibed.

Yo rob, bust out some kamikaze's, it's almost Shot O'Clock!

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6 o'clock

When setting up a defensive posture in a combat scenario, 12 o'clock is in front of you. 6 o'clock is behind you.

Who has your back, who is watching out for you if shit goes down.

dude, I got your 6 o'clock

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