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Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
Obi-Wild yeah alright then mate!
Where Luke Skywalker's uncle goes to get fasteners and other repair-materials for his machinery.
If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.
The instance of saying some words of wisdom to a person well before that person needs to use it, and when used makes a dramatic difference. Could be seconds could be years but will be needed.
Typically used in the student-teacher relationship.
Ex in movie: Use the force.
Ex in school: Take notes
Ex at work: take time to do it the right way
I wouldn't have got through college without the Obi wan effect.
A game made for 6 years old by sammyseaside or whatever which you can’t leave
Devoun: Escape piggy oby obey is bad
6 yo : no
Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”
“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”
“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”
A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.
Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.
Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.
Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.
Synonyms:
The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL
Usage in a Sentence:
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
Toby Oby is a white danish boy who makes extremely cringe videos on Youtube. He once participated in MGP which is a horrible music show for kids.
Person 1: "See that weird boy doing cringe intros and making videos about programming even though he sucks at it?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just Toby Oby."