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Dream Theater might be talented, but they're fucking horrible. Opeth kicks ass, yes. Cannibal Corpse is fucking awesome and their shit (to faggots like you) might seem rudimentary, but if you've ever gotten a copy of any of their tablature (especially in PowerTab form), you'd see their fucking complexity. And, I know that you'll say that regardless of their great musical ability, their music still "sucks," well, not true, dick-fucker.
Cannibal Corpse is so kickass. They're also pretty funny, because they take their shit so seriously. Their lyrics are hilarious.
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Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.
-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.
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A band you probably have never even heard of because you are not cool enough to even own their C.D.
Cannibal Corpse is so metal, I wish I could play guitar like Rob Barrett.
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1. Attempting to take a hit from a pipe after its contents have been fully depleted.
2. Hitting the bowl after it is cashed.
"I thought there might be a little something left in the bowl, but it was nothing but ash; I was just fucking a corpse."
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Fucking brutal death metal band that would kick Justina Bieber's little ass if they had to.
Justin Bieber: "I'm badass. I challenged Tom Cruise to a fight".
Cannibal Corpse: "That's cute".
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A hilarious way to refer to a cadaver during any stage of decomposition. Especially funny when in the medical training environment due to its unprofessional and disrespectful connotation. Phrase commonly screamed or yelled, especially when drunk but does not exclude sober mention.
Phrase more commonly used to describe humans that are still alive but on the absolute brink of death, humans that live dangerously, humans that are beyond drunk, humans suffering from spine injuries, humans that are "too cool for school", humans that wear Ed Hardy and/or Affliction clothing, humans that over-tan as to resemble a burnt human corpse, humans that are also called "douche-bags", 90% of New Jersey, humans that are of Asian descent, humans that are oblivious to their surroundings, further increasing their chances of becoming a human corpse, humans that are bad drivers, humans that follow and do not lead, humans that are vomiting, humans that are immobile due to drug use, and humans that self-pity.
Murph was moving the cadaver into the freezer when someone screamed, "human corpse!" into the megaphone.
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Cannibal corpse: A BRUTAL death metal band that origined in 1989 their first cd was eaten back to life. The band was the first in the death metal scene to have the sickest incomprehensible and over the top lyrics and art work- vincent locke. Their earlier music had the vocalist chris barnes who is actually better than george fisher. Just to point out the band in its early days was only for certain individuals to listen to. but now it is mainly associated with wanabees and 'goths'- ie... 13 year old children who think they are 'sick and twisted' when they are mere normal kids who gets their mommys to order a gore-obsessed long sleeve cannibal corpse t shirt off ebay to look 'abnormal' this is whats wrong with the band now, it has been promoted to much, so it is too popular. i used to be a cannibal corpse fan i bought chris barnes 2 albums (i still sometimes listen to) but that guy actually had some brutal talent george fisher is a fake extrovert. i'm not saying they are totally crap now but they ahve changed a lot- early cannibal corpse saounded like mortician- an even better band.
8 year old: mummy i just looked up a band called cannibal corpse on google, they are like foo fighters please by me a t shirt off ebay.
mum: off course dear
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