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office bathroom

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 11, 2014

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A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Allison from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.

by goofingoff October 3, 2005

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Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004

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office slut

The office slut is usually has no ability to perform office work. she does however look the part. She works out so her body is impressive, her hair and nails are always done. However when she opens her mouth to speak you realize she is a complete idiot. She will be given a permanent position at the office quickly even though she can barely read and write properly. She usually is sleeping with her married manager boss or whoever else she can have sex with to advance her career. Other office workers usually hate her and she is shunned by most male workers for fear of loosing their jobs if the manager sees them talking to his fuck toy.

"DB is the office slut. She has only worked here two years and has been screwing one of the managers since the first week. For her efforts she was soon promoted and she still can't do her job, but she'll never be fired.

by hardworking non hottie April 15, 2009

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