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Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

by ExtraRunny February 6, 2011

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016


5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album β€œLet’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say β€œcheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

278πŸ‘ 551πŸ‘Ž


irish omelette

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.

" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "

by 408 Ninjas PSA May 1, 2006

36πŸ‘ 1035πŸ‘Ž


Making the Mother of all omelettes

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🀨 πŸ—Ώ" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž