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The steadily increasing urge to take a crap when nearing proximity to a familiar toilet or bathroom.
Driving home from work today, I definately felt a case of GPS poo.
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A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.
"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."
The GP-5 (also known as the SHM-62) is a Soviet gas mask produced from 1962 to 1990. The filters of this mask are known to have asbestos, so do not use them. Buy modern Russian filters or other new filters that can be used with GOST masks. The hood of the mask is made of latex. Later the later version, the SHM-62U, was made in a cheaper way by lessening the amount of rubber in each mask. They are very cheap online, with an average price of $10 to $20.
The GP-5 was produced in the millions, and can be found at almost any military surplus store.
Off G.P is short for "Off General Purpose" - to do something you don't necessarily have to but would be practical given the situation and/or circumstances; just because.
A) It's not a special day but I love her so I bought her flowers off gp.
B) I don't know? Craig is usually pretty cool but see that guy over there...he's coach's son. Er'body say he's been getting over and talking mad shit all season. So when he tried that mess at the party last night...instead of walking away, I guess Craig just beat his ass off gp.
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How junkies always know where to get drugs
Keisha: Follow me girl, this way to the pot.
Tanya: How do you always know where to get the good stuff?
Keisha: I got Junkie GPS, girl
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