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Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is a high-gravity, low-expense alcoholic lager beverage which comes in three forms: the 6-pack of 12 oz. cans, the 24 oz. can and the black label 24 oz. can, which packs a whalloping 8.1% alc/vol. It is also referred to by nominal social circles in the southeast as a Stiff Henry, for reasons unknown. Steel Reserve is a homely brew with a refreshing taste and high chugability factor. It also tastes splendid in combination with a cigarette. One can only speculate that it is costing the industry millions of dollars in deficit to market a 24 oz. can for a measly 99 cents. Theoretically, a homeless derelict of legal age can scrounge up enough money to purchase a can of Steel Reserve and get stinking drunk, presuming he did not first surrender his funds to a fast-food restaurant dollar menu. Additionally, Steel Reserve is probably the only drink which promotes Viking mythology.

Possible Dialogue:
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."

by Uriah April 26, 2005

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Man of Steel

Superman's nickname. Otherwise known as DC Comics most celebrated badass. First appearance in Action Comics #1, original creator being Jerry Siegel. The Man of Steel is the most badass superhero ever created, having almost every superpower, including super speed, super strength, flight, invulnerability, laser vision, x-ray vision, other visions.

The Man of Steel is Superman.
The Man of Steel is a badass superhero.

by Tom Kane May 10, 2014

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Brotherhood Of Steel

The Brotherhood of Steel is described as "a quasi-religious technological organization" by the Fallout Wiki. Their main goal is to preserve the technology of the Old World and utilize it to better mankind. There are many different types of Brotherhood of Steel. There's the East Coast Brotherhood of Steel. These guys are cool. They help friendly wastelanders and are generally upstanding people. There's the West Coast Brotherhood of Steel, and those guys are dicks. They completely ignore practical tech such as agriculture and medicine, and focus completely on military tech so they can shoot cooler lasers. They don't even socialize with wastelanders, and stuff themselves in a hidden bunker like the beta male introverts they are. Overall, the West Coast Brotherhood of Steel is completely useless and a betrayal of the Brotherhood of Steel's mission.

Mr. House (cool dude) when telling the Courier about the Brotherhood of Steel (West Coast): "They're a terrorist group, basically. Militant, Quasi-religious fanatics obsessed with hoarding Pre-War technology. Not all technology, mind you. You don't see them raiding hospitals to cart away Auto-Docs or armfuls of prosthetic organs. No, they greatly prefer the sort of technology that puts people in hospitals. Or graves, rather, since hospitals went the way of the Dodo."

by JConlisk November 17, 2017

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Brotherhood of Steel

a long standing faction in the fallout games who protect and preserve pre war technology in order for it to be properly studied. there are many chapters of this group who all get their orders and information from the highest ranking members of their group who are called the circle of steel. each chapter has 4 orders who have separate rolls. there are the knights, paladins, scribes and sentinels. it works like this squires become initiates, initiates become knights or scribes, knights can become paladins, and paladins can become sentinels. only sentinels can become elders who are the ones who govern the chapter. the brotherhood prefer using laser weapons and power armor as opposed to guns, plasma weapons and light armors. except for the armored body glove they were under their power armor as well as field scribe outfits and scribe/elder robes and jackets. i hope this was informative. fight well brothers and sisters ad victorium.

here comes the brotherhood of steel to save us yay.

by b.o.s bro April 4, 2017

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Steel Head

The compacted fecal matter which is the first to pass before the softer normal fecal matter

This can be caused by holding onto the poo for longer then you should. Cuasing the colon muscles to compress the fecal matter. Squeezing water and pushing it backwards back up towards the intestine.

Fecal matter after the initial steel head can be more runnier (softer) then usual.

Although it has happened for no reason at all. Its more commonly caused by holding on for to long or not enough water intake

"Hey man, why the sour look on your face?"
"Just had this massive steel head.."

"Allan had a huge steel head this morning, poor bloke"

by ausjohn December 15, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Steele

A no life nerd who spends 23 hours of his day RuneCrafting on RuneScape and 30 minutes sleeping. He claims to be a big time football player but how can you be when you consintly are "breaking ur bones" (not true) and giving that reason on why your on RuneScape 24/7. He never talks to his friends unless they have a high rank in something.

timmy: Hey dude, did you pull a cold steele yesterday? john: yeah dude, i sat at my comp til my eyes dried out from runecrafting for 5 days then my friend i knew for 3 years tried talking to me and i turned my private chat off! :D i feel so e-cool.

by phillyfann September 9, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


steel ovaries

Steel ovaries....the condition in which a woman is not afraid to hold her own and stand her ground. If man should find a woman like that, hold on to and never never ever piss her off or she will rip your balls off and place them in a tic tac container.

Man: I have a pair of steel balls. woman: well I have a pair of steel ovaries

by steel ovaries October 28, 2013

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