My-Low

A condensed way of describing your lowest point in life.

My-Low is when I shat myself in the cinema after having half a pint.

My Baby

A nickname given to someone whom you love unconditionally and someone you need in your life forever, when you are with them when you think of that make you smile the most they make you feel so above and beyond loved...

Never let your baby go xxx🥰🥰

My baby gives me the best cuddles.
🌷🌷🌷

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my purple

to be someone’s purple is to be one of the most important people in their life and them trusting you with their life.

“aspen’s my purple. im so glad they’re alive”

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My friending

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My friending would like to hear about our humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily EXTENDED CARD WARRANTY OoooooOooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo

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On my way

When a "friend" refers to a period in time where they are THINKING about leaving but could actually arrive in anywhere from 1 to 6 hours (usually later than sooner).

Garret: Don't worry man, on my way !

*3 hours later*

Garret arrives

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my dad

he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie

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my bambi

A term of endearment used to describe the cutest, sweetest, most gorgeous girl you've ever laid your eyes on. If just a glance from her can make your heart race and just one of her smiles can make your day, she's your bambi.

...Allie's my bambi

"Wow...that girl is so hot"
"Yep, I would know...she's my bambi"

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