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A Message board is a rag-tag collection of pretentious douchebags. Any type of social reject will be found on an message board. For instance,
1. Nerdy Crybabies.
2. Internet Tough-guys.
3. Racists.
4. Passive-Aggressive Assholes.
5. Aggressive Assholes.
6. Tools/Try-Hards.
7. Perverts.
8. Misogynists.
9. Dorks.
10. Basically anyone who the world is a better place without.
Any kind of normal person will eventually be driven away by the circle-jerk of a clusterfuck of nerds stroking each others egos.
Types of people you will encounter on a Message board:
Nerd 1: Anyone who doesn't baby me through life is an asshole.
Nerd 2: I agree, the world is full of meanies!
Nerd 3: I'm a badass, I'm tougher than you! Everyone sucks except me!
Nerd 4: I'm 35 years old and I'm still afraid of the dark, can someone hold me?
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1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.
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An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.
Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.
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A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.
The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.
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a teen message board that once was a great online growing teen community. turned into a piece of worthless shit when an asshole named Jack took over, and now is known for its sluts and hos that parade in and out of novaadults.com
When Jackass took over Nova, it became a piece of worthless shit
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no breasts
Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.
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Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature
urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board
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